Female Population: Please Let Us Hit On You At Starbucks And The Gym.

Female Population: Please Let Us Hit On You At Starbucks And The Gym.

The Geneva Convention, The Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the 10 Ten Commandments, the list goes on. All are extremely important documents that have shaped this great nation we call home. USA! USA! USA! I propose a new document. I present to you "The Male/Female Coffee + Gym Agreement." Or, the TMFCGA. Side note: 'hitting on you' has such a negative connotation. I'm not Floyd Mayweather (too soon?). I think it implies a sweaty dude walking up and saying incredibly stupid shit. For the sake of making my argument, let's just call it starting a conversation you didn't think you would have that day. Proceed. I'm sure you can guess what the agreement states for the most part. I'll provide the hard hitting facts of what led me to this groundbreaking document. I'm 28, single, and in that weird phase where some of my friends are getting married and having kids, some are still blacking out 2-3x a week, and some are floating around the ocean shooting lip...
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Mrs. Right or Mrs. Tonight…

Mrs. Right or Mrs. Tonight…

Editors Note: Often times friends or random's say something along of the lines of "I'd love to write stuff for NoPantsToWork." I usually say, "great, send it on over." Rarely do people actually follow through. This was written by a friend who I would classify as a very level headed, normal nice guy. Enjoy! I am a guy who has dated my fair share of women, but at this point in my late twenties, I am absolutely ready to settle down when the right girl comes along. Most weekends, I go out to bars and clubs in search of Mrs. Right, optimistic that I will find the girl who has everything I look for. I will often find my “girl du jour”, feel things out for a month or three, and then inevitably determine that she is not “marriage material”. While I admit that I am extremely picky, I also believe it is within my rights. After all, I am looking for the woman with whom...
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