Bras, What Are They Good For, Absolutely Nothin’

Here at NoPantsToWork we take on hard hitting news stories. Today, we discuss boobs, a.k.a. breasts, bosoms, tits, melons, jugs, sweater puppies, mounds, knockers, etc. While I don't like wearing pants and find them to be an unnecessary nuisance...girls feel similarly about bras from what I gather. Special thanks to the ladies who offered their opinion on the topic and helped write this. You wake up in the morning ready to attack the day. Everything is fine and dandy with your heavenly jugs tucked away nicely. The puppies look great today! You have a couple meetings and feel like a million bucks. Then it starts getting a little sweaty in there. Shit, the left one slipped out. Then, it's official...boob sweat. You hope no one notices...they probably don't...still, you nervously sweat away. Not only are you sweating - you realize that your luscious lady lumps are being smushed together. And suddenly, you're trapped. You can't breathe. WHO INVENTED THIS THING ANYWAY? In your head, you're doing this... ...but in reality,...
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