5 Instagram Accounts You Should Be Following…

WARNING: WORK PRODUCTIVITY WILL SIGNIFICANTLY DECREASE DURING AND AFTER THE READING OF THIS ARTICLE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. Instagram is tied with Twitter as my favorite social network these days because no one hits me up on MySpace and Facebook is like so totally 2000-and-late. Eh Fergie? I only use Facebook to remember birthdays and to find girls my friends meet at bars, and only get small amounts of information from. "Victoria Dancing Queen" was my most recent achievement. Victoria, if you're reading this, you're welcome. 1. Bacon The Piglet I never really thought pigs could be so cute. This account is amazing for a few reasons. The captions include a lot of clever pig puns. If you don't like an obvious joke or a good pun why don't you just move to Canada! The owner of Bacon just so happens to be smokin' hot and makes a cameo every now and then.The pig cuddles and acts like a dog, eats like a maniac,...
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Morning Rituals

Growing up, I can remember waking up, peeing, then immediately turning on SportsCenter. Nowadays, my morning ritual is much, much different. When I quit my job, I decided to keep the alarms I had set so I was able to keep a normal routine still. Alarm 1 goes off at 6:45...immediate snooze. Second alarm goes off at 7:30. I am now one of those crazy people who actually enjoys waking up each morning and going to work. Granted, "going to work" involves walking 12 feet from my bed, to my kitchen table, but still, I look forward to it. Before the pilgrimage to the kitchen table occurs however, I go through the same ritual, every morning. It proves I am completely dependent on technology, specifically my iPhone. Apple really has me by the balls. Step 1: Turn alarm off after multiple snoozes. Step 2: Check emails, delete spam/crap. Step 3: Check Instagram, notice cute puppy pictures, see pictures of food, start thinking of what I...
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