Mom, Dad…Take Me Back!

Mom, Dad...I took you for granted. I took it all for granted. And now, I'm publicly asking you to take me back. I'll move back in, I'l be the best room mate ever, you won't even know I'm there. Please, PLEASE take me back. We're all stupid. Like, real dumb, myself included. What were we thinking? Moving out sounded so good. We had our freedom in college, we lived with friends, it was great. No way will I ever live with my parents again after college I thought. Then, I lived with them for almost 2 years, which at the time seemed like it was an eternity. UGH, it was TERRIBLE! My mom waited on me hand and foot, she cooked anything I wanted for me, it was like there was a 24/7 in-house laundromat, and everything was free. I repeat...IT WAS AWFUL I barely made it out of that 5-star resort alive. I've gotta get out of here. I can't take...
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