Female Population: Please Let Us Hit On You At Starbucks And The Gym.

Female Population: Please Let Us Hit On You At Starbucks And The Gym.

The Geneva Convention, The Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the 10 Ten Commandments, the list goes on. All are extremely important documents that have shaped this great nation we call home. USA! USA! USA! I propose a new document. I present to you "The Male/Female Coffee + Gym Agreement." Or, the TMFCGA. Side note: 'hitting on you' has such a negative connotation. I'm not Floyd Mayweather (too soon?). I think it implies a sweaty dude walking up and saying incredibly stupid shit. For the sake of making my argument, let's just call it starting a conversation you didn't think you would have that day. Proceed. I'm sure you can guess what the agreement states for the most part. I'll provide the hard hitting facts of what led me to this groundbreaking document. I'm 28, single, and in that weird phase where some of my friends are getting married and having kids, some are still blacking out 2-3x a week, and some are floating around the ocean shooting lip...
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An Ode To GChat

Sweet beloved GChat, you are everything. You've gotten me, and others I'm sure, through many a tough time. You've done so with little to no thanks or recognition. For that, I apologize. Stand up, GChat, take a bow. While working for "the man" GChat was one of the only things that kept me sane. As soon as my computer booted up it was straight to Google, which began an 8 hour long cat and mouse game between me and my bosses. At this point, if it's not blocked at the office, I think it's a fair assumption that 99% of people are on GChat at some point during the day.  I'm a helluva multitasker, so it never really got in the way of my work. GChat is like steroid use in baseball. Everyone does it but no one really talks about it. Just don't get caught and you're fine. If you're not doing it (steroids or GChatting that is), everyone assumes you are...
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