Mrs. Right or Mrs. Tonight…

Mrs. Right or Mrs. Tonight…

Editors Note: Often times friends or random's say something along of the lines of "I'd love to write stuff for NoPantsToWork." I usually say, "great, send it on over." Rarely do people actually follow through. This was written by a friend who I would classify as a very level headed, normal nice guy. Enjoy! I am a guy who has dated my fair share of women, but at this point in my late twenties, I am absolutely ready to settle down when the right girl comes along. Most weekends, I go out to bars and clubs in search of Mrs. Right, optimistic that I will find the girl who has everything I look for. I will often find my “girl du jour”, feel things out for a month or three, and then inevitably determine that she is not “marriage material”. While I admit that I am extremely picky, I also believe it is within my rights. After all, I am looking for the woman with whom...
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Girl, I wanna text you up

Girl, I wanna text you up

Here's a little mood music to listen to while reading this post. The sweet sensual sounds of Color Me Badd. It's also the inspiration for the title. Allow me to introduce you to the most terrifying symbol of our generation. Whether you're texting someone you are interested in, someone you are friends with, a co-worker, a boss, a family member, anyone... the above image holds so much weight and meaning it's absurd. If you don't have an iPhone...welp, you've got bigger problems. Technology and social media have made communication easier, but way more exhausting. See, even Drew Barrymore agrees. If you are texting with someone you are interested in, it can be nerve-racking enough without the 3 dots. You used to send something and wait with anxiety for a response. Now, you not only wait for a response, but you have the ability to see if they are typing? "Holy shit, they're actually responding. Why are they taking so long? Why am I watching 3...
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