Mrs. Right or Mrs. Tonight…

Mrs. Right or Mrs. Tonight…

Editors Note: Often times friends or random's say something along of the lines of "I'd love to write stuff for NoPantsToWork." I usually say, "great, send it on over." Rarely do people actually follow through. This was written by a friend who I would classify as a very level headed, normal nice guy. Enjoy! I am a guy who has dated my fair share of women, but at this point in my late twenties, I am absolutely ready to settle down when the right girl comes along. Most weekends, I go out to bars and clubs in search of Mrs. Right, optimistic that I will find the girl who has everything I look for. I will often find my “girl du jour”, feel things out for a month or three, and then inevitably determine that she is not “marriage material”. While I admit that I am extremely picky, I also believe it is within my rights. After all, I am looking for the woman with whom...
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Shiver Me Tinder

Let's all start out by being honest with one and other. Within the last year, you've been on Tinder in some capacity. Ya know how I know...because I've seen most of my friends using it, and seen most of the girls I know on it. Right swipe. Let's be honest about something else. Even if you said "this is the stupidest most pathetic form of dating/hooking up in the world," you felt kinda cool and good about yourself when you got your first match. "This is stupidest most pathetic form of dat...OMG SOMEONE THINKS IM ATTRACTIVE!!!!!!!!" I think Tinder is a brilliant idea and I'm depressed I didn't think of it. We live in a vain society. Everyone wants to feel good about themselves and their physical appearance, and most people like sex and/or the idea of meeting someone of the opposite sex to do fun stuff with. Toss that in with the fact that it pulls from the almighty social media...
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